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I KNOW I CAN DO THIS

Life is warm with you
My heart races when you speak to me
When we're alone I need to show you
That my feelings are true
When I'm with you

Love is always there
No matter what comes through
You know the signs are true
That we were meant to be together
My heart will beat faster
When I'm with you

When the moon is high
The time grows slow
Our moments spent so
I'll never want to say goodbye

As the days pass by
I love you even more
As I open the door
To your life

This is for my love, I love you.

It killed my best friend.

I will staple my balls.

Hi.

Entertain me! I have an idea! You there!

You've begun to read this post, now you've fallen under my mind control. DANCE MY MIND SLAVE! DANCE FOR ME!

FWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Also, shut up. All of your middle names are Steve so I can do whatever the hell I want.

Okay girls, I know you're all jealous and everything, but it's a girl on NG.

: Cue screaming girls on NG

I know, I know. I don't want to reveal her name, but I'll tell you right now, her aura is....

SEXY

:3
: I was drunk on 06-03-08 (mm/dd/yyyy)

I have decided to create this internet notebook on my userpage. My motives will remain a secret ;)

Simply write down the name of the person you want to die.

However, there are limitations and a few rules you must obey.

1) You must picture how the person must really look like for the person you want to die when you write down his/her name. To avoid killing a different person with the same name.

2) After you write down the person's name, you have 40 seconds to write down a description of the death, otherwise the person will die of a mere heart attack after the 40 seconds.

3) One you write down the decription of the death, you must further describe what time of death, otherwise that person will die instantly after 6 minutes and 40 seconds.

4) Writing down information that are out of the limitations for that person will result in immediate death.

A couple of weeks ago, I had been "sick" and missed school. However, my sister paid no attention to me. She was infact ignoring me. I thought to myself, "How come she is acting like this?" I was bored through out the two weeks.

When I finally came back to school, my sister started to flirt with my friends. She even flirted with some guys I don't even know. What made her act like this?

It made me angry, so I decided to go around school and be a man whore, flirting with any girl that came my way. Sure enough, I had marked my first target to be my little sister's best friend. I came up to her and immediately grabbed her hand to kiss it. She blushed a little and pulled her hand away. "W-what are you doing?" she asked, not looking at me. "I should greet a beautiful lady when I want to talk to her, right?" I said.

I knew she would make my sister come to her senses. If I had made her friend want me, she would like me back. I thought so, until I saw her already kissing a guy. I said, 'what the hell!?' in my thoughts, but I kept at it with her friend. She wasn't as pretty as my sister, but she was her friend and that was her weakest link. I pushed my face close to her ear and whispered, "Want to have some fun?" Her face flustered and turned scarlet red. "H-hey! W-why are y-you like this?" she asked, blushing madly. "Well, you know, I have had my eye on you for some time," I lied. "I- I got to go! S-see ya!" and she ran.

I knew that I was a bit too fast and a bit rude, but I just hated seeing my sister touching those filthy, unworthy lips. Why did she behave like this? Was all of our love for nothing?? I waited for her so we could walk together at the end of the day, but her friend approached me instead. "O-oh! Are you waiting for your sister?" she asked. "Yeah," I said, wishing that she would mind her own business. "Umm...." she began. I looked down at her and her blonde hair was in her face. I raised my hand to wipe it to one side. If her face could be any redder, it would be now. She looked at me and sighed. "D-do.... you l-like me?" she asked, now looking away from me but still blushing. I looked at her and immediately smashed myself. "I didn't want this to happen!" I thought. I was thinking really hard, trying not to turn her down in a harsh way, but just then, my sister walked out of the school and I automatically said, "Yes."

My sister stopped walking and just stared at us. Her friend looked at her and then grabbed me, holding me tightly and said, "He's mine now! Leave him alone!" I was astonished. There were actually other girls that wanted me. I knew I had hit her, she would run to me any moment now, but I was wrong. She didn't soeak nor look at me. Through out the whole day, I was confined to my room and she didn't even knock. I was depressed.

The next day, her friend called me and said 'good morning.' We hung around during lunch and after school, she walked with me home. My sister was behind us, but her friend was holding my arm and it clearly looked like we were a couple. We stopped at my house and she looked at me with the same face she had when she asked me if I liked her. "Umm... w-would you... like some company?" I figured I'd say yes, it was boring and kind of lonely when my sister wasn't talking to me, so I said, "Yes, I'd love to be around with you."

When we went inside, I brought some juice and gave her a glass. She said, "Thank you." Shortly after, my sister came through the door. She paused, looking at us and I took a glance at her face and I could have sworn I saw tears trikling down her face. She ran up to her room and, guessing from the click I heard, locked her door.

Shortly after, I started kissing with my new girlfriend and after a nice long kiss she asked, "Is this ok?" I looked at her in confusion but she continued, "Doing it here while she is here?" I had no idea what she meant by 'doing it' but I continued kissing her. "I want to show our love to everyone, even my sister," I knew I shouldn't have said that. For the part that I don't love her and that that would get rid of her first chance I get, I wanted to just stab myself after those words, it would save me having to be killed by her.

I wasn't in the mood anymore, but she was still lying on her back, her face a bit red and still looking at me. "W-what?" I asked, blushing slightly. She grabbed my hands and placed them on her breasts. "T-take me!" she said. I felt her breasts and they were soft, but not as soft as my sister's, but take her? I imagined myself putting her inside a portable box and taking it to various places in my house, but then reality hit me in the head as she took her shirt, along with her bra, off. Revealing her breasts was what sparked me to forget about everything and grab them. Again, as if it was automatic, I began sucking on her pink nipples. I slowly placed my hand on her thigh, trailing between her legs and fingering her. She moaned so loud that my sister opened her door and then ran downstairs. She stopped, looking at me and I looked at her, but I went back to the girl that lay infront of me, half-exposed.

I just begun to unzip her pants until my sister grabbed me and begged, "Stop! Please! N-no... Don't. D-don't do anything like this... only we can... d-do this...." I saw her tears and I finally came to my senses. I patted her on her head, and rubbed my hand in her long brown hair. I looked back at her friend and I asked her, "Would you mind if we stop for now?" I believe I had insulted her, she immediately left my house.

After all of this, I finally realised that I was horny. Damn, and my sister is in no position to be horny right now. I stood up and hugged my sister, kissing her lips. "Oh!" she said. I was startled at this but went back to hugging her. "You're horny?" she asked. "You must be if you saw her breasts," she said. I blushed a little and then said, "Your breasts are... better than hers." She blushed too. We started kissing eachother and instantly started making out with eachother. I felt her between her legs and she moaned. I pulled down her pants, took off her shirt andremoved her white bra. massaged her breast whilst still kissing her and slowly fingering her. I stopped and lay her on the couch, we were in the living room and I hoped that our parents wouldn't arrive. I grabbed her panties which were white with pink shapeson them and I saw a wet streak. I placed my finger on it and she moaned. I kissed her and slowly trailed my tongue down to her vagina. I pulled her panties to one side and began sucking on her clit.

This went on for a few minutes and she finally came, squirting inside of my mouth. I tasted her creamy juices and pulled down my pants. "Now it's your turn brother," she said, breathing hard. She grabbed my dicked and started licking at the tip. She licked the head and began sucking it, slowly going lower and lower. This went on for minutes and she deep throated me. I felt like I was going to explode but I held on. "You didn't cum yet?" she asked. "I want to cum inside another place," I said. She blushed a little and began, "M-my vagina?" But she had already came. I didn't want to do it unless if she was feeling some ounce of pleasure from it. "Okay... I'm getting a bit horny again," she said.

With that, I immediately pulled her close to me and inserted my dick inside her vagina. Thrusted myself deep inside of her and she let out a huge moan. I kept at it, fast and faster with each thrust until finally, I came. But it didn't stop there, I kept at it for another few thrusts and our liquids were gushing all over the couch. We came together and it was then that I finally stopped and collapsed on her. Hugging her, I kissed her lips and she said, "I love you." I looked at her eyes and said, "I love you too."

We got dressed and washed the pillows together. We dried them and miraculously, the couch smelled as if nothing had happened.

Our parents came and we had the usual conversation. At night, we decided to go to bed. Saying goodnight, we headed to our rooms, but I knew I would wake up with my little sister beside me in the morning, and I did.

Ok, I am still not sure but I am testing myself, trying to exercise my control over it.

If anyone wants to be amazed, ask me a serious question. Don't ask me what colour of piss will you pee the next time you do, because I won't.